xoxo

extremely loud and encredibly close

Mon, 04 May 2009 06:24:35 GMT

stay home & read

polaroid

Fri, 06 Mar 2009 08:36:11 GMT

Winter, in my heart, it never stops

Wed, 04 Mar 2009 07:58:47 GMT

MP3: Deerhunter - Never Stops

muzak!

Mon, 21 Jan 2008 14:47:48 GMT

The Raveonettes - Dead Sound

Nouvelle Vague - Ever Fallen In Love

Saturday's pantless subway ride

Mon, 14 Jan 2008 15:47:02 GMT

I Love You, New York.
I really, really do.

Save As...

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 16:00:03 GMT

Meowskers - "Color That Lie!"

The Big Sleep - "Pinkies"

It would be better if you did

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:51:10 GMT

OUT/IN fuggs

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 15:43:42 GMT

OUT:

IN:

Slut machine wuz here

Sun, 02 Dec 2007 14:07:59 GMT

Picking up a dude in a bar is like shopping at a flea market. What you score may be cheap and ultimately useless, but the experienced shopper will put at least a tiny bit of thought into an item before taking it home.

I view bar bathrooms as a fitting room for trying on a potential pairing, an important step before making that one-night commitment. Frenching is a must, and I encourage finger banging to establish his skill level. Truthfully, what I’m really interested in is a look at his D. I gotta know there are no rashes, blisters, or other deformities, and I have to make sure that he can actually get and maintain a boner, no matter the amount of drugs or booze we’ve ingested.

Recently, I began writing down the names of NYC bars whose bathrooms I’ve fucked, sucked, or got fingered in. I was shocked to find that in 12 pt font, the list is longer than any D that’s ever existed. I decided to put my evil powers to good use and help out mah gurls, so every Friday I’m gonna post a review of a different bar bathroom, in case you’re planning on a meetin’ in the ladies room with a D this weekend.

First up is Williamsburg's Union Pool, where I’ve gotten more ass than the toilet seats have.

I think there are five or six unisex bathrooms at the Pool. I’ve hooked up in every one of them. The small ones off to the left (like pictured above) aren’t that great, because they’re the ones that smell like pee the most, and they usually have a lot of debris all over the place.

This is the best one. It's straight ahead when you walk into the bathroom vestibule.

I love the counter, because it’s really versatile. You can comfortably place a CD on it in order to do lines, and also sit on it, so you can wrap your arms and legs around a dude, like a koala bear on a tree.

Occasionally I’ll end up having sex in a bathroom, but only in the single-room kind like this one, not a stall. And only if he’s hot enough that I can’t resist myself, or famous enough that I can’t resist the anecdote it will create. I’ve had sex in this bathroom, and I must say, it was pretty hot. You can brace yourself really well on that tile counter, and the mirror is huge, so you can watch yourself get pounded from behind.

via http://onedatatime.typepad.com

Ночное

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 21:49:29 GMT

В ночь с субботы на воскресенье снился занимательный сон.

Ex-friend and I were shooting up heroin in someone's apartment. Everything looked ravaged and post-apocalyptic.
We both went to the balcony and had the strangest conversation about her unconditional love for me.
Kisses.
Bags of dime.
Smoking.
Ed Wood movies.

Вчера на уроке, пожевывая кончик карандаша:
— Have you ever had a gay dream?
— No. Um, not that I remember. You?
— It involved drugs and magic.

polaroids

Tue, 13 Nov 2007 20:53:15 GMT

Death In Vegas feat. Iggy Pop - Aisha

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 14:28:15 GMT

I have a portrait on my wall,
He's a serial killer.
I thought he wouldn't escape.
Aisha,
He got out.

directed by Terry Richardson

Не сейчас

Sun, 04 Nov 2007 13:04:45 GMT

Мы встречаемся на углу 1ой Авеню и Авеню А.
На мне нелепый свитер — я болею, мне можно — и тяжелый груз желания помолчать.

Кстати, об этом. Не представляю у кого какие личные достижения в области "Промолчать как можно дольше", но я могу не говорить днями.
Особенно, когда публика к этому располагает.

Мы обсуждаем любимые сорта кофе, много курим и пьем остывающий чай.
— Хочешь посмотреть новые фотографии для портфолио?
— Не сейчас, ладно?

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Sun, 04 Nov 2007 12:12:13 GMT

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